I had to call it “official” because for whatever reason, when someone creates a site or even a single page about themselves nowadays, it’s always “The Official Site of _______” This is how we make ourselves feel special. I know I’m feeling all warm & fuzzy at the moment about it.

Ok, so now that you’ve officially found my official blog, how about we talk (officially speaking, of course) about what’s officially going on with me?

Hmm, letsee… well MY OFFICIAL SITE has an all new design! It was launched last month and I’m very happy about that. After 8 years online and only having had 2 (un-official) designs prior to this one, I’ve brought myself all the way from the 1990’s into the present! Yes, it’s that extreme, total night and day opposites.

Also, my all new Stunt Penis has arrived! Not long ago, in a galaxy far, far away (Phoenix, AZ), I met the person who was soon to be naked (and erect) with me on the internet… not that I, personally, can get an erection (I have no penis of my own to speak of… though if I did, it would be HUGE), mind you, but you get what I’m saying.

Anyway…

Here’s the scoop, minus all the tawdry details… I met Jim in AZ, he was charming, tall, furry and very sweet. A bit shy at first, but soon warmed up and showed me just how much of a naughty boy he really is (watch out for the shy ones, ladies!) and that’s pretty much it. The rest is history in the making.